An epic journey full of lamnity and fuckings malaysians. The main characters in this saga of shit are Doodle and his mentor and dentist, Krome.

Our story starts with the racial enmity between China and Malaysia. Doodle and Havok, champions of their race, engage in a boxing match where Havok is defeated after his shirt is ripped.

After this, Doodle completed his schooling as a hero, and upon his eventual graduation travelled to Malaysia on mongoose, a trip which was to take several months, and studied dentistry under the tutelage of his mentor, krome.

However, krome soon abandoned the trappings of a simple dentist and revealed himself as a prophet of great power and lamnity, and who would be the messenger for the new messiah.

To his great su-prise however, he was grin-ding next to the messiah the whole time. It was his own stupid student, Doodle.

After meditating in his underground bunker, protected by his colossus of a bouncer, Cheeng, Doodle emerged to lead his people in this new and glorius age.

However, his plans were foiled when krome, his own mentor, jealous of Doodle, decided to lead his own revolution in opposition of doodle. Unbeknownst to them, China, under the leadership of Havok, was also preparing to invade Malaysia. Events were racing towards each other at an amazing pace, and an incredible battle royale seemed inevitable.

However, during krome and Doodle’s civil war, also known as the age of bickering lamers, a secret cult had been quietly taking over positions of power in malaysia, and were know ready to come out into the open.

They sprung into action, imprisoning krome and imposing martial law over malaysia. Doodle escaped however, on his famous mount, a great lame shit of an ocean liner.

With Doodle in exile and planning revenge, and China on the brink of open war with malaysia however, the fate of this rubbish country was far from decided.

Chapter 2

The mysterious cult was more than a match for any feeble malaysian resistance, but across the border Doodle was raising an army of lamers to combat the forces of sanity and intelligence.

In the meantime, Krome wallowed in his own dentistry in a maximum lamnity prison and his ineffectual attempts at escape consisted of trying to wank himself through the wall and selling his body for money to bribe the guards. However, neither of these plans worked as the guards were instructed by Ming ‘the demoralizer” Dai, to work together by themselves, and to talk in silence.

Additionally, the chinese forces under Havok had joined the cult eagerly in opposition of Doodle’s meager army, which was now camped just outside malaysian borders. Doodle himself entered the cult’s headquarters alone in his red robe, demanding that his people be let go. However, he was unprepared for the presence of Cheeng, the all but invincible bouncer. Cheeng quickly vanquished Doodle who was only saved at the last moment by his ever faithful Super Star Leo, which burst through the walls and allowed Doodle to jump on.

It seemed that Malaysia was destined for enslavement unless Doodle could find a way to defeat Cheeng. It was a monumental task and for weeks Doodle meditated in solitude to no avail. Then as he was taking a stroll among his assembled lamers, the answer came in a very unexpected fashion.

STAY TUNED FOR CHAPTER 3!

Also that was how Clan Invicta was formed.